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Nebraska Man says he put Cat in Bong 3 Times
“A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.” Acea Schomaker was charged with counts of animal cruelty for putting the 6 month cat in a square like box and smoking marijuana through it. His girlfriend was also charged for not trying to stop him. Schomaker was caught because a neighbor called a domestic disturbance report.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29499926/

Woman has 911 meltdown over mcnuggets
Would you call 911 if McDonalds ran out of mcnuggets? Authorities say a Florida woman; Latreasa L. Goodman, called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken Mcnuggets. She had already paid for her food and became irate when they told her all sales were final. They offered her a lot more food for the same price but Goodman just got angrier. She was charged for a misuse of 911 charges.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29498350/

Man fined for Chuck E. Cheese mascot assault
“Pires, of Fairhaven, ripped off the mascot's head piece, pointed a finger at the man inside and yelled at him.” The man thought that the mouse allegedly pinned his son up against an arcade machine. The boy said “Chuck” picked up him up by the arms and cornered him by the machine. The mouse said that he put his arms out to get out of a crowd of children and never picked up any children.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493309/

7 face discipline over 14-year-old fake cop
In Illinois a boy allegedly walked into the back of a police station and was issued a radio and took on a shift, no one even noticing. Him and a police partner, also not knowing he wasn’t a real cop, answered 5 calls during the shift. The boy even drove the cop car for about 2 hours and pinned a guys hands behind him and handcuffed him. When returning back to the station, the kid was arrested on spot.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29498364/