Interview Final

This one time Dalcie was interviewing someone else know as “me”. She went to Nakashinana (the alternate dimension), and that’s where her 37 kids are from. Dalcie is only 16 somehow she has 37 kids. No details ere ever revealed about them so I have no idea if some are adopted of not. I asked her if she could choose to be any type of food and she replied “tofu, because nobody like tofu so I wouldn’t get eaten,” then I asked Dalcie to tell me the most interesting story about her and she said “hmmm, it would have to be my English interview.” I asked her why and to elaborate and she stated. “Well it was interesting because I interviewed myself. And here is how it went; where was the most interesting place you have been? Dalcie replied Nakashinana. I had to ask: What and where is it? Dalcie said, “It’s in an alternate realm, and it’s… somewhere, not here. Ha-Ha.” I finally asked, “Could you describe your experience in the, “imaginary”, country is it? She gladly stated, “It’s more of an imaginary realm but yes I would be glad to… “When I first got to Nakashinana I was amazed at the extreme color and all around attraction to the place. I arrived at about 6:30 am our time, which is known as about six nute-nutes in Nakazhinana’s time. So it was fairly early in the morning. To my surprise the sun was a giant orange pulsating with light, rising about the frosting laced mountains. I looked to the left and there were trees as tall as skyscrapers, but I highly doubt that they were really trees because of the fact that they mooed like cows and had springs at the end. Oh yes they were what we call today, jumping cow trees. I almost got crushed by one, it was awful. But just in the nick of time I fell into the hold of a monkey-bunny lama beast. That was an experience itself. As I was falling I observed the walls where there were pictures of glow-in-the-dark-Twinkies. Then BAM! I hit the bottom. It didn’t hurt at all considering I landed on the monkey-bunny-lama beast. He and his entire fluffy rainbow colored hair saved my life. I thought that because of his monstrous size he would be mean, but to my surprise he offered me tea and pineapple upside down cake. I accepted because, well I mean it would be rude for me to fall down and hit him, yet refuse his hospitality. We talked about each other’s worlds and how Nakashinana was run by a good talking shrunken head named frog-dumpling. Then I thanked him for his time and headed out of the hole. I asked for a cab but he said that all they had were unicorniphants. I was a bit distraught about riding one because I have never even heard of one but when I did, it was fun. It talked like a normal human with a slight lisp and gave me a tour around Nakashinana.” After hearing that story, I decided to begin again by asking, what was it like meeting these new creatures? “it was interesting, I thought that they would be mean, but no actually they were very hospitable.” Did you enjoy it? “For the time I was there, it was very… enlightening.” Then I asked, have you ever taken acid, or shrooms? “Well, just to start off, I find this question very rude, but to answer, no I have not, and was not on drugs at the time I visited Nakashinana.” After hearing this story I asked her even more questions. So how did you come up with this alternate dimension? “Shrooms, lots and lots of shrooms, no, not really I am a really random person and I needed a story… fast and that’s what I came up with.” Did you bring back any thing from Nakashinana? “As a matter of fact yes I did, I brought back a fluffy, blind, deaf, limbless, paralyzed, sparkly, hairy, purple spider named Yoshirodogagocakakakia.” I said interesting as I laughed then I asked an obvious question, “I want to visit Nakashinana how do I get there,” Dalcie said “Just believe!” That had to have been the most interesting interview I have ever heard of. When I asked Dalcie if it was easy and she said, “Yes, of course, our scheduling was the same and I had answers to every question.” That was defiantly a good choice for and interviewee. I thanked Dalcie for her time and went on my way that will be an interesting story in my life for sure.